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Everyone has their own set of pet peeves and for some reason, one of mine is when someone uses the bathroom at my house. I can’t explain it but I get mad when a guest urinates or defecates in my toilet. I’m so bothered by this that I even put down toilet paper on my own toilet seat before I sit down. Maybe I’m overreacting, but I’m not.
Psychiatrists probably have a “cure” for my “ailment” but I don’t trust anyone who sits on a toilet seat without paper. They probably don’t even drink beer. Like I’m going to take their pills. It’s just a ploy so they can use my bathroom. If they do, just like they send me a bill for sitting on their couch, I’ll send them a bill for sitting on my toilet.
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