When You Have To Get Married

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There comes a time in almost every man’s life when he has settle down or he will become a bachelor forever. Eventually, the majority of guys will be pressured into getting married. As any guy that’s ever had a long term relationship knows, if you have to do something for your girl, you might as well make it romantic because the benefits can be enormous. If you halfway do whatever it is, you’re bound to get into a long, drawn-out fight. Proposing is no exception. That is why I put together a list of proposal ideas that are sure to be the highlight of your marriage.

TheDailyDowner.com’s Extremely Romantic Proposal Ideas:

Some people get nervous at the very thought of proposing. Just print the “Proposal Survey” below and ask her best friend to give it to her before running away. Your soon to be fiance will be swept off her feet with your beautiful compilation of words on paper.

Will you marry me - yes or no?

Remember that girls like guys who are thoughtful. Tell her you’ll take her to the free clinic for a check-up and if she passes all the tests, you’ll propose. She will be so thankful that you think things through and demand that you take her to get tested right then!
Go to a cheap buffet restaurant lobby and tell her you have something important to ask her. Take a knee, pull out a quarter, and stick it in the jewelry machine. Grab the ring out of the plastic bubble that pops out and ask her if she’s against signing a Pre-Nup.

Girls love it when guys make a scene in public when proposing. Instead of doing the unoriginal proposal at her favorite restaurant or at a sporting event on the Jumbo-Tron, try something more unique. Go to her place of employment and pull the fire alarm. She will be so surprised to see you waiting on one knee as she exits the building that she’ll be telling the story for years to come. All of the co-workers will think it’s cute and will start a slow clap developing into a thunderous applause. After she says the inevitable “Yes” pump your fists in the air and slap one of her co-workers on the rear end.