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Compared to history, life now doesn’t seem like an interesting time period. There aren’t a lot of things going on that I would call fascinating. I think historians will skip over this time period in history books as Chapter 27: Not That Important, Please Turn To Chapter 28.

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Hey mate, I’ll be traveling to Australia pretty soon. When I’m not throwing shrimp on the barbie and drinking beer, I’ll be watching how the toilet water spins the opposite way. Most people going to Australia would be excited but not me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll probably have a mediocre time seeing famous sites and having an experience of a lifetime but probably not.

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Just because something is popular, it doesn’t make it true. People used to think the earth was flat and that Carlos Mencia was funny. On second thought, no one ever thought he was funny. Anyways, people are told that you should “be yourself.” Nothing could be further from the truth. You either play the game or you make pottery and live in poverty.

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Every once in awhile, it’d be nice to be wrong to prove that I’m only human. Unfortunately, today wasn’t the day. When I’m tired of terrible service, I love arguing with the representatives. Today for example, I received a notice in the mail that said an attempted delivery from the US postal service was unsuccessful and this was my FINAL NOTICE.

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I came from the generation where online dating was for people who couldn’t get a date to save their life. That’s why I’m troubled it’s starting to be accepted in society as shown by the ad on the right. I know for a fact that she’s not “waiting for you” or anyone else who doesn’t have a website like mine. If you can’t get a girl like that in real life, why would she be looking for you online? Girls like that don’t fall for guys based on their skill of paying for an online dating service.

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