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Everyone needs to feel important. That’s a basic human need (right after owning a plasma TV). The problem lies with the subset of the population that needs to feel extra important. Maybe they weren’t given enough attention as a kid or maybe they truly believe that continually checking their cell phone will make them more important. No matter what, they end up looking like an idiot. There’s one person that I know that fits this mold but I won’t mention any names. Ron P. Sorry, I figured I’d make him feel more important by mentioning his name if he ever read this.
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