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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.

In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.

Golden retriever nurses stray kitten
This Golden Retriever can nurse a stray kitten but there are parents who bail on their own children?

Salesman donates kidney to ailing man
Just think of all the nice deeds you missed out on by being a jerk to salesmen. Maybe you’ll think twice next time before slamming the door shut.

Negative Thought of the Day
TV is for people who have no life. Disclaimer: This excludes people who watch college basketball, The Office, NFL, and Kid Nation.

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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.

In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.

Woman gives birth to own grandchildren
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Bar gossip leads to nasty surprise for couple
Another baby downer. Maybe babies themselves are downers. Anyways, it’s pretty sad that they can mix up babies still.

Negative Thought of the Day
Are you completely happy with your life? I didn’t think so.

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