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Every once in awhile, it’d be nice to be wrong to prove that I’m only human. Unfortunately, today wasn’t the day. When I’m tired of terrible service, I love arguing with the representatives. Today for example, I received a notice in the mail that said an attempted delivery from the US postal service was unsuccessful and this was my FINAL NOTICE.

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There aren’t too many things that make me happy. One thing that does is seeing how depressed people get when coming to work on a Monday morning. They slowly waddle to their desks as they realize they have a long week in front of them. Monday morning is the epitome of a downer. Well, Mondays, being audited by the IRS, and going to the DMV are the essentials of a good downer.

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There are many, many religions out there. When you add up all the different religious philosophies present now, practiced in the past, and likely to be debuted in the future, you get quite a large number. That doesn’t even include religious sects within the religions themselves. So with all of these religions claiming to be the “right” one, how can you logically pick the right religion? Science isn’t much help and unfortunately, I cannot answer that question for you. I have my own set of beliefs but that’s not what this article is about.

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I always feel bad for the people who stay at their jobs forever. I saw a commercial today that had this one old guy saying, “I’ve been with this grocery store for 26 years. I’m your personal meat cutter.” Come on now, get a new job. No one should do the exact same thing for 26 years, especially cutting meat. I don’t even want a personal meat cutter so what’s the point?

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Everyone needs to feel important. That’s a basic human need (right after owning a plasma TV). The problem lies with the subset of the population that needs to feel extra important. Maybe they weren’t given enough attention as a kid or maybe they truly believe that continually checking their cell phone will make them more important. No matter what, they end up looking like an idiot. There’s one person that I know that fits this mold but I won’t mention any names. Ron P. Sorry, I figured I’d make him feel more important by mentioning his name if he ever read this.

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