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Every once in awhile you’ll read an article about someone who got killed over a Big Mac or a case of beer. Events such as these aren’t very common, but it does show that someone can put a value on your life. Some people want a $5 sandwich more than they want you to live. It’s unfortunate, but so is your face.

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There never seems to be a day that goes by without me wondering, “What is that person thinking?!?” For example, there’s this elderly couple that lives near me and for whatever reason they have a flimsy “gate” at the end of their driveway. I have a hard time calling it a gate because it wouldn’t stop anyone from trying to enter but maybe the eight “DO NOT ENTER” signs they have would. Anyways, every day when I go to work, I drive past their house at about the same time the wife leaves her home. Every time she leaves, she has to get in her car, reverse it to the end of the driveway, get out, open the gate, get back in the car, reverse it past the gate, get out of the car, close the gate, get back in the car, and leave. Every single day. Then she repeats the same process but in reverse when she gets home.

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