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No one knows for sure when they’re going to die. What if you did though? If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, would you go to work? Would you go to the gym? What would you do? What about if you knew you would die in a month? Would that change your answer? One year? Twenty years?

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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.

In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.

Man in China dies after three-day Internet session
I know this site is entertaining but please refrain from visiting for extended periods. We recommend only 71 hours at a time.

‘Dead’ man wakes up under autopsy knife
How this can happen with today’s technology is beyond me but you know what they say, “it could happen to you.”

Negative Thought of the Day
Is your kid really yours? I wouldn’t be so sure…

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