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Being a pessimist, I like to criticize as much as the next person but we’ve become so hyper-critical it’s just annoying. People protest this and protest that like each cause is the defining moment of a generation. I’m convinced that no matter what you do or what you say, it will rub someone the wrong way. Everyone needs to settle down. Our generation hasn’t gone through a depression, a world war, or a significant social movement. This doesn’t stop people from abusing their right to protest because they think they’re as important as the people from history who had real reasons to protest.
That is why I’m forming the group called People Against People Screaming Messages Erroneously About Rights aka PAPSMEAR to protest against the protesters. PAPSMEAR will aim to find the cancer of our society and then try to remove it. We don’t like being PAP but we cannot tolerate the painful SMEAR. Remember kids, preventive measures are the way to keep our society healthy. Check back later for another group I’m forming,The STD Club promoting Story Time Dads and the itchy goosebumps they cause!
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