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surprise_surpriseThere are a lot of girls making pornography these days. Eventually these women will be mothers and grandmas. They will be teachers and businesswomen. Some of the girls smart enough not to do this still sleep around like crazy. Do their future husbands and kids know where they’ve been? Do they think these videos and actions will just disappear? Non-sexist alert: This applies to males too but I just don’t like thinking about what they do.

I propose something similar to a carfax report which will show you every single sexual encounter a woman has had. You could pay $19.99 and get the personal history of anyone. You could even use it for job interviews because face it, you only want employee’s experience relating to their profession. Privacy is so 2001 and so is the last time your girlfriend acted in an x-rated movie. The way I look at it, you wouldn’t buy a car without checking it’s history, so why would you marry someone without doing the same?

It makes you look at the teacher a little differently during your kid’s Parent/Teacher conference. It might even make you question people in you personal life. Do you know what your mother used to do? Your grandmother? I do. Tell them “Hi” for me.

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One Comment to "Mommy’s Dirty Little Secret"

  • Halloween Is Here | The Daily Downer said: On 10/31/2007 at 12:03 am

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