Jet Lag Is More Fun Than Your Life

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I’m many things but nice isn’t one of them. In fact, if you thought I was a jerk before then you should see how I act with bad jet lag. Yes, this means I’m back from Australia. For the people who didn’t notice I was gone, I didn’t notice you didn’t notice. Don’t ask how my trip was because I know you care about as much as the rest of us do if you wake up tomorrow. Regardless, I’ll probably write a few posts about it when I stop feeling like a zombie.

I haven’t updated the site since November 12th so you’d think I have a lot to talk about but my jet lag really kills any motivation to do anything besides watching infomercials. I can now cross “going to work with zero sleep” off my list of things to do before I die. I don’t know what’s wrong with me because the time difference from the USA to Australia isn’t as much of a complete change as when I went to China. I didn’t have any problem with jet lag on that trip but this is throwing me for a loop.

I know this is a site about downers so I’ll keep positive comments to a minimum but I would like to thank the visitors who have continued to check the site out while I was gone. Also, I am so glad to be back in the USA. People can talk trash about the country all they want but there’s no way I’d want to live anywhere else. I almost feel dirty for being positive so back to your regularly scheduled downers as usual.