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Every once in awhile, it’d be nice to be wrong to prove that I’m only human. Unfortunately, today wasn’t the day. When I’m tired of terrible service, I love arguing with the representatives. Today for example, I received a notice in the mail that said an attempted delivery from the US postal service was unsuccessful and this was my FINAL NOTICE.
The note said that if I didn’t call the post office or pick it up, the package would be returned to the sender. Where were the other notices you might ask? I don’t know. It might have to do with the incompetent postal service lady who delivers the wrong mail half the time. No, it couldn’t be that. It has to be my fault as the lady from the post office told me when I called in to claim the package. Never mind that my neighbors have to constantly deliver my misplaced mail that goes in their mail box. The post office never makes mistakes.
Anyways, I was surprisingly nice about it for quite awhile until this snippy woman tried to ruin my life. That lady is what the Daily Downer is all about. She is giving people downers and doing it well. Bravo b****!
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