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going to australiaHey mate, I’ll be traveling to Australia pretty soon. When I’m not throwing shrimp on the barbie and drinking beer, I’ll be watching how the toilet water spins the opposite way. Most people going to Australia would be excited but not me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll probably have a mediocre time seeing famous sites and having an experience of a lifetime but probably not.

First of all, the plane ride is way too long. It’s going to take around 24 hours of total travel time and cost thousands of dollars just to get there. Nothing beats flying that long and going coach! To top it off, poaching koala bears is illegal so that eliminates anything fun to do.

I guess I’ll just have to hang out at Bondi (nude) beach, go to the Opera House, and visit the Great Barrier Reef. I know what you’re thinking. Why am I wasting time off from work to do these boring things? I don’t know, I wish I was wrong. Hopefully I can catch up on my sleep and play Uno or something.

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2 Comments to "Going To Australia"

  • Epi said: On 11/27/2007 at 2:09 pm

    Koalas are not bears!!

    Perhaps you should stay home.

  • Hal F Emtee said: On 12/02/2007 at 5:54 pm

    Epi, perhaps I should have called it phascolarctos cinereus to be more specific. Anyways, I just got back so your warning was too late.

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