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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.
In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.
CEO pay: 364 times more than workers
Think about this one while you’re working hard at looking busy at your job. In the same amount of time that it takes your CEO to poop, he made your yearly salary. Don’t do the math on this one, just trust me. Yes, I know that’s a long poop.
Bin Laden branded `virtually impotent’
If the mastermind behind the attacks on September 11th is impotent, how important does that make you? Pretty important if you have some Viagra.
Negative Thought of the Day
Is the glass half-empty or half-full? Shouldn’t you be more concerned with the blood in your stool?
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