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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.

In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.

donotcall Do Not Call listings aren’t forever
I used to be a telemarketer in high school. There’s nothing better than calling during someone’s dinner. Well, I take that back. There’s nothing better than making a sale while interrupting someone’s dinner.

bushnochild ‘Childrens do learn,’ Bush tells school kids
This must be part of the “No Childs Left Behind” act. Presidents does succeed.

Negative Thought of the Day
The housing market isn’t even close to bottoming out :(

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