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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.

In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.

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I know this site is entertaining but please refrain from visiting for extended periods. We recommend only 71 hours at a time.

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How this can happen with today’s technology is beyond me but you know what they say, “it could happen to you.”

Negative Thought of the Day
Is your kid really yours? I wouldn’t be so sure…

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