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Take this Dose of Downers until symptoms of happiness and green discharge cease.

In case of overdose, immediately call your psychiatrist a jerk.

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A PETA optimist might say, “At least there were no animals hurt in the making of this video” but they obviously haven’t seen volumes two, three, or eighteen.

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The sad thing is if this was real, there are guys out there who would really use this. When I say “guys out there” I really mean you.

Negative Thought of the Day
It’s not your fault you’re a failure. Actually, it is.

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